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Funny Maternity T-Shirts

Warning: Swollen Ankles Ahead	Don't Touch the Belly! Touch my belly and lose a hand! For those of you sick of people rubbing your tummy like it's some sort of lucky charm!
I'll Show You Hormonal! Hormonal? Oh, you haven't SEEN hormonal yet! This funny maternity t-shirt and gift design is great for those days when hormones are raging.	Bringing Sexy Back (later!)
got baby? Got Baby? Let everyone know with this iconic design. Use it to announce a new pregnancy or show off your little one. Great for maternity (moms AND dads) and beyond!	Momma Wants a Margarita The baby wants cookies. Momma wants a margarita! We all know you're supposed to abstain from alcohol while pregnant, but that doesn't stop you from missing it!
Practice Makes Pregnant Because practice doesn't just make perfect! This funny "Practice Makes Pregnant" design is for those of you daring enough to admit how much "effort" you put into getting pregnant!	Property of the Baby
Don't Call Me Huge! Don't let people insult you because you're pregnant and just a teensy bit larger than you used to be. This funny maternity t-shirt lets them know that you're prepared to fight back.	Mommy to Be Baby Download
Baby Girl Download in Progress	Baby Boy Download in Progress
Do My Shoes Match?	You Can Touch My Belly Yes! You can touch my belly. And if the baby doesn't kick you, I will!
Sympathy Belly (Dads) Dad's just trying to make Mom feel better about gaining weight by working on a sympathy belly of his own.	Miss Cranky Pants
Hello, My Name is Mommy	Preggy, Preggy Hippo Of course this hippo is hungry! She's pregnant! This funny vintage style maternity t-shirt and gift design is a great pop culture reference to your childhood.
Your Labor Stories Don't Help!	Labor Story Free Zone
Bull's Eye!	I Thought I Was Just Fat
I Thought She Was Just Fat	I Thought Mom Was Just Fat
You're Looking at One Hot Mama to Be!	Buddha Belly You have a beautiful Buddha belly, so why not let everyone know that you are proud of it?
Coming to a Hospital Near You! Coming Soon - to a hospital near you!	World's Coolest Pregnant Woman You're looking at the world's coolest pregnant woman! Stare if you must. Funny pregnancy saying on maternity t-shirts and regularly sized shirts. Find one for dad in our "Gifts for Dads" section.
Yes, I Know What Causes It Yes, I know what causes it!	Do Not Touch!
Pregnancy Routine	This Eggo is Preggo This eggo is preggo! This funny vintage style distressed design is available on maternity t-shirts as well as regularly sized shirts for early pregnancy.
I Can Lose the Weight	Real Men Change Diapers Real men change diapers. The rest get run over by angry women!
Working on a Full House Working on three of a kind? You've got the makings of a full house! This funny poker reference is a great maternity t-shirt or gift for new moms and dads to be.	Why? Do I Look Pregnant?
Hand Over the Ice Cream! Give me the ice cream, and nobody gets hurt!	I'm Cuter When I'm Not Fat
Knocked Up	There Goes My Flat Belly
There Goes Her Flat Belly	Beer Belly
Food Baby	There Goes My Youth
Nausea Make Me Look Green	I'm Going to be a Mommy!
I'm Going to be a Mommy Again!	Sleep? What's That? From pregnancy to staying up all night with a newborn, sleep becomes a precious commodity!
Next Time I'm Adopting.	Get Your OWN Baby!
Dingo Bait Worried that a dingo might eat your baby? You might want to watch out for yourself too! As soon as you get pregnant, you become "Dingo Bait"!	Does that Come w/ Pickles? Does that come with pickles?
What's Kickin'?	I'm Not Buddha! Yet another funny way to tell people to stop touching your tummy. This funny design says, "I'm Not Buddha! Don't Rub My Belly".
Bun in the Oven Do you have a bun in the oven? Let everyone know with this funny maternity design featuring an actual bun baking in an oven. We've situated it a little lower so that it's actually close to your belly.	Two Pink Lines (Positive) Let everyone know that the pregnancy test was positive! These "Two Pink Lines" designs are a great and funny way to surprise everyone and announce your pregnancy. Several designs to choose from!
Hands off the Merchandise! Want people to keep their hands off you? Just wear our "Hands off the Merchandise" design (available in green, black, pink, or blue) and we're pretty sure you'll get your point across!	Please Don't Touch My Belly Want people to leave your poor belly alone, but you don't want to appear rude? Wear our, "Please Don't Touch My Belly" design to get your point across politely.
Pregnancy Copyright This adorable and funny copyright design is available in 2007-2009 (for due date or year of conception). Find it on bibs, onesies, and t-shirts in our children's section dating back to 1996.	Grandparent to Be Use these "Grandparent to Be" designs to announce a new pregnancy or just to let the grandparents to be show off. Available in several name variations, from Nana to Opa and everything in between!
Proud Mama To Be Perfect for the proud mother to be! Look in our "Gifts for Fathers" section to find this design in "Proud Daddy To Be".	Mommy (and More!) to Be Announce your pregnancy with these designs. In versions for the whole family, including Daddy to Be, Aunt to Be, Uncle to Be, Big Sister to Be, Big Brother to Be, Godfather to Be, and Godmother to Be.
Barcode Pregnant This barcode design says, "Pregnant". It's a great way to announce a pregnancy. See how long it takes them to figure it out!	Cautionary Whale Forget "Cautionary Tale", once you're huge and pregnant, you become a "Cautionary Whale" instead!
Baby Alphabet Soup Spell it out for everyone with our cute "Baby Alphabet Soup" design featuring a steaming bowl of soup with the word, "Baby" spelled in noodle letters.	Pregnancy is NOT easy! Pregnancy is NOT sunshine and roses. I can barf on you to prove it! This funny maternity design is for all of you with swollen ankles and morning sickness.
Princess (carriage) Announcement everyone! The Princess is Pregnant! Bow at her feet, rub them, and bring her ice cream!	Watermelon Smuggler Do you look like you're smuggling a watermelon under your shirt? This adorable pink and green "Watermelon Smuggler" design is a great way to show your pregnancy sense of humor.
Belly Laughs Find lots of sweet and funny maternity t-shirts from the baby's point of view. We've got lots of Belly Laughs!	I'm Due In... Let your belly do the talking with our "See You In..." designs. We've got them for every month and all stages of pregnancy. Your little one can let everyone know when you're due.
Baby Girl	Baby Boy
Baby Mama	Baby Daddy
Limited Time Boob Job I got a boob job! (Disclaimer: Limited Time Only). For those of you who have noticed the breast enhancing effects of pregnancy.	Rock Hard Abs (Someday!) Rock hard abs... Someday!
He Got Me Pregnant! He got me pregnant! If you want to announce your pregnancy, then this funny maternity t-shirt and gift design is perfect. Available on regular sized t-shirts for early pregnancy as well.	I Got Her Pregnant! Want to surprise him and let him know he's going to be a father? This funny pregnancy t-shirt and gift design is a great way to announce to everyone that there's a baby on the way!
Practice Makes Pregnant (2)	I'm with Stupid This funny maternity design is a play on the old "I'm with Stupid" arrow designs. This arrow points straight up at you! Because your baby has a sense of humor and isn't even here yet.
Fifty Percent Sure-Girl We're 50% sure it's a girl!	Fifty Percent Sure-Boy A little tired of people asking the gender of your baby? This design says, "We're 50% sure it's a boy."
Fifty Percent Sure It's a Baby Forget gender, we're just hoping this thing is human!	Hormonally Challenged
I have to pee... I have a pea in the pod. That means I have to pee. A lot. I mean ALL THE TIME. So if you could find it in your heart to get out of my way, I'd really appreciate it!	I'm Not Having Twins (1)
I'm Not Having Twins (2)	Pea in the Pod (arrow)
Two Peas in the Pod (twins)	Three Peas in the Pod (triplets)
Babylicious	Don't Ask My Weight! Tired of people asking you just how much weight you've put on? Let them know that the last person who asked you how much you weigh was eaten alive. Perhaps they'd like to be next...
Does this baby make me look fat? Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?	We're Hungry
Epidural please! (red target on back) If you're ready for your epidural, and you're only one month along, then this funny shirt is for you!	Back away from the pregnant one! Back away from the annoyed pregnant woman! She's cranky and cannot be held responsible for her actions!
Overdue and Overdramatic Pregnancy can be overwhelming, but when you're overdue it can be downright annoying! Feeling dramatic? Try our funny "Overdue and Overdramatic" design.	Eating for Ten Eating for two is for sissies! Women with REAL cravings take it up a notch (or several notches!) to "Eating for Ten"!
Pregnant Princess	There's the rub! So now you're saying, "All I wanted was a backrub". Sorry ladies, that's just how this whole pregnancy thing can get started! This one's also funny for the men in your lives.
Preggo	Birth Control is for Sissies
It's Not Easy Being Queasy It's Not Easy Being Queasy! This funny maternity design is even written in that lovely shade of green you turn when you're nauseated.	Baby Pirate on Board Aarrggh! Beware, there be pirates in this here shirt! This pirate design features a skull with sword crossbones, and the words, "Pirate on Board".
Who's the dad?	Body by Baby
Think Thin	Gettin' round
Shoplifter Belly	Move in Special!
It's a Pillow (Belly)	Please Feed Me
Virgin	The Rabbit Died! Announce a new baby with this "Rabbit Died" design! The idea goes back to the 1920's when rabbits were used to determine pregnancy. According to legend, if the rabbit died, then a baby was on the way!
It's a Girl (blocks) This "It's a Girl" alphabet block design is available in green or multicolor blocks. What a great way to announce Baby's gender! Surprise your family and friends.	It's a Boy! Blocks This "It's a Boy" alphabet block design is available in blue or multicolor. Great for the mom or dad to be to announce the newest family member's gender!
MILF	Don't mess with me!
Hot mama!	Designated Preggo
Importance of condoms...	No Smoking
Baby on Board	It's a boy
It's a girl!	Pumpkin Belly This funny Pumpkin Belly maternity t-shirt features a big round pumpkin placed on the belly of the tee. Great for Autumn pregnancies!
Watermelon Belly This bright green watermelon is placed right on the belly of our maternity t-shirt.	Basketball Belly Are you hiding a basketball under your shirt? These funny maternity t-shirts feature a basketball on the belly.
Beach Ball Belly Does it look like you're carrying a beach ball? This adorable maternity t-shirt features a colorful beach ball printed on the belly.	Soccerball Belly Is that a socerball in there? This cute maternity t-shirt features a soccerball on the belly.